2007 - Return to the Bone Concubine
1 - Budgeoned with a Vacuum Cleaner
2 - Alien Rape
3 - Faking Retardation to Fondle Women
4 - I Wonder What a Woolly Mammoth Burger Would Taste Like
5 - Raped for Two Years
6 - Fast Times at Abu Ghraib
7 - Mr. Potato Head the Convicted Wife-Beater
8 - Explaining to Police Why You Masturbate in the Public Library
9 - Baseball Bat Abortion
10 - The Lost Hitler Golf Trophy
11 - Sorry Miss, I Was Giving Myself an Oil Job
12 - Almost as Cool as Stealing Prosthetic Legs
13 - Things Got a Little Out of Hand So I Bit Off Her Nose
14 - Umbrella Sodomy
15 - Bringing Invisibility to a Gun Fight
16 - First Freehold, Then the World, Then Space
17 - Underage Girls Gone Wild!
18 - Is Yanni Gonna Have to Choke a Bitch?
19 - Dead Baby Speed Bump
20 - Holocaust Fun for the Whole Family
21 - If You Can't Trust a Mexican Hooker Who Can You Trust
22 - Tune for Your Titties
23 - Your Baby Is Flatter Than a Short Stack at IHOP
24 - Myspace Beat Down
25 - Candy, Cookies, Toys, and 18 Other Ways to Get Kids in Your Minivan
26 - It Only Gets Worse from Here
27 - I Totally Owned That Handicapped Kid in DDR
28 - Jesus Was a Scarecrow
29 - Trying to Keep the Body Count at Six
30 - Who Needs Lubrication When I Have Your Tears
31 - Fuzzy Wuzzy Was a Child Molester
32 - Fetus Cock Slap
33 - I'm Ain't Filming Up Skirts, I'm Spying on Al-Qaeda
34 - Remember, Feet First Through a Woodchipper